Decennalia

An expanded shot of the blog's banner, a gargoyle of the Chrysler Building overlooking Manhattan

It’s January 30, 2025. A special date for this blog, as it marks the ten year anniversary of its launch. I’m a melancholic sort who often ponders the meaning of life and how short mine is, but as I reflect on the past decade I feel good about the work I’ve done here. Sure, for half of it I didn’t really make any posts, and some days my college years feel so very long ago. But it’s only been ten years since I was a sophomore! That’s not so much time, right? I’m still young… right?

Reading through my blog posts for the first time in a decade or so, I’m struck by how little my writing seems to have changed. Sure, I’ve got more life experience than the already-jaded college student who started this blog, but I feel my outlook on life and sarcastic writing style remains the same. I find myself not cringing at my younger self’s thoughts and opinions, a true luxury these days in a post-social media world. I think I might even have gotten along with past me, something else I imagine few can say. Sure, he could be an insensitive fool at times but that’s true of 2025 Ross as well, so… Can’t fault him too much for that.

But maybe ten years really is a long time. And maybe when something has lived that long, it’s time for a change. This blog has maintained its simple, Art Deco appearance for all of those years, and I feel like it deserves an update if I’m going to continue pouring creative effort into it. And thus, I have begun giving this site a fresh coat of paint, something that I hope will evolve it into an enhanced visual experience and submersion in the 20th century style and feel I want this blog to evoke. You may have also noticed the site has its own domain, no more .wordpress.com! For a year, anyway. Domains + hosting are expensive.

To honor that style I’ve loved for so long, let’s take a short journey through the architectural masterpiece that inspired my young, creative brain to the point where it has become a constant fixture in my mind as much as it is one on the New York City skyline: The Chrysler Building.

Now much has been said about this piece of art, so instead of writing a long history of the architect, the installation, and the broader details of what make it so brilliant (should be obvious), I’m just going to share some interesting facts and cool things I’ve gleaned over the years. The images are almost entirely from an amazing book I’d love a hardcover of – The Chrysler Building: Creating a New York Icon, Day by Day. Lots of cool shots of the building during its construction, which were almost lost to history when the author accidentally stumbled upon them as they were about to be destroyed.

Construction up to the 36th floor – July 12, 1929

Firstly, I’ll share something that came to my knowledge recently. On the 71st floor of the Chrysler Building was a public observation deck which – though closed since 1945, was a marvel of modern design. A gallery called “The Celestial” had breathtaking, one-of-a-kind solar system adornments and a spacefaring vibe that would have absolutely made the feeling of looking across the blossoming Manhattan skyline something truly resplendent.

Gorgeous stuff – if only there were more photographs of this floor. Alas, it was closed in 15 years after opening and destroyed thereafter. Now the room is taken up by some soulless corporation instead of being open to the masses. If we can’t get it back for the people, I’d settle for it being my personal penthouse at the very least.

There was also a gentlemen’s club – more accurately a “millionaire cronies of Walter Chrysler club” that, in contrast to its Art Deco exterior, was decorated with a mishmash of a more traditional look & feel. Texaco, a tenant of the building, requested that a lunch club for executives be added to the building, and thus floors 66 – 68 became a strange amalgamation of medieval, Tudor, and modern styles so it could be more palatable to the traditional old dudes who would frequent it, much to the perturbation of the architect. The Cloud Club was not as short lived as the celestial – stuff for the rich elite always has a longer lease on life – but it did finally close in 1979 due to a lack of executive interest.

Photo from NYPL Collections

You can also view a cool gallery of club images here, as it looked later in its life.

Something that might initially look silly but then become familiar, in our ongoing age of pointless extravagance and performative opulence, is this shot of the architects of several famous high-rises dressing up on stage as their own buildings. Their outfits and headwear wouldn’t be out of place on a runway in Milan in [present year], methinks.

Here you can also see a short video of the men milling about on stage, looking a mixture of amused and confused.

Finally, I would be remiss if I didn’t share an incredible mini-documentary video with you. Narrated by John Malkovich, who is as big a fan of the building as I am, it is a very amusing and educational 10 minute romp. Whoever wrote it – I wouldn’t put it past the writer of some of it being Malkovich himself – has exactly the kind of sharp wit I like. Do yourself a favor and check it out – the video is screwy and repeats itself after the end, so you can close it around 10 minutes in. Enjoy!

Here’s to another decade of this blog. I have found it most entertaining to write, and I’ve learned quite a few things because of it, and we all know how much I love to learn. As I mention in my About pages, Cineri Gloria Sera Venit’s founding principle is to marry useful, interesting knowledge with a witty, entertaining presentation style. And, according to my three readers who all may or may not be related to me, I succeed in that endeavor. So why stop now?

Moons – We’ve Got a Lot

 

 

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First Lunar Earthrise, by NASA/Ames Research Center/Lunar Orbiter Image Recovery Project

Recently, in my trawls across the vast ocean we call the internet, I came across something actually interesting from National Geographic. I know, I thought they ceased to exist when people stopped collecting their drab yellow magazines as well.

It was a beautifully crafted site that slowed the processor of my aged laptop that I first tried to view it on to a crawl. After retiring to my study and firing up my somewhat beefier desktop, I was greeted by the sight of over 200 objects that orbit the planets in our solar system. Yes, dear reader. I’m talking about moons.

Too see what I’m talking about instead of having me recite the contents of the web page to you, click the following link:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2019/07/the-atlas-of-moons/

The moons of all nine planets (Pluto, are you back in??) are available for your viewing pleasure, though not all the planets have moons. Mercury and Venus do not have any moons at all, though their embarrassing lack of orbiting space rocks is more than made up for by behemoths like Jupiter and Saturn, who have 79 and 82 respectively. Interestingly, the Earth is the only planet with a single moon. I think it would be pretty cool if we had two, like less bright suns of Tatooine from Star Wars, but I suppose it’s better than none at all.

Scrolling down through the site allows you to view each planetary system in detail, beginning with Earth. Visual representations of moons revolving their planets appear interspersed with miscellaneous trivia you can use to impress, or bore, your friends. You can even view fully manipulable 3D images of the moons, allowing you to see every crater and mountain in detail.

There’s a lot of fascinating info there, the site is truly a work of art. It really makes you feel how truly vast the planets and their moons can be. The ability to superimpose the USA onto the moons to realize their scale is a nice touch. Europeans, sorry. No frame of reference for you.

After viewing your moon of choice, and if you’re like me you’ll choose a lot of them, Nat Geo puts some tags that relate to some unique traits of the moon. For example our moon has “Odd Composition”, “Odd Origins”, and “Atmosphere”. Clicking on these will show other moons in the solar system that have those traits. I didn’t know our moon had an atmosphere, assuming that it simply floated like an oversized arrogant asteroid in space, but that’s not the case. Not all moons have one, of course. Why? Well, that could be a blog post all on its own.

Another cool thing they’ve got is an infographic on the various moon landings that have happened, telling you dates, country of origin, and whether or not the spacecraft was manned or not. The moons of planets besides Earth have no manned landings, yet. Fingers crossed for a trip to another one so that Matthew McConaughey can be relevant again in a much-anticipated Interstellar 2.

 

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One such potato, a render of Phobos by National Geographic

Continuing the perusal of the site leads you to Mars and its two moons, and so on and so forth. Interestingly, the moons of Mars (and many other planets) are not spherical in shape at all, instead looking more like asteroids, or as Nat Geo describes, “ruddy space potatoes.” Seems a little harsh. I mean, they aren’t wrong, but moons have feelings too!

Scrolling through Jupiter is fascinating as you get to see the orbit of every one of its 79 moons (four major, seventy-five minor). The overall chart looks like some kind of demented scribble with ovular orbit paths overlapping endlessly over one another. It’s apparent astronomers just kind of gave up on naming the moons, since some have sweet monikers like Harpalike, Thelxinoe, and Euthanes, and then you run into a stream of ones called things like S/2003 J 18. Don’t worry, there are only in-depth infographics on the major moons, so you don’t have to scroll through a wack list of identical, boring semi-asteroids that got lucky enough to orbit instead of crashing into a planet’s surface.

The site continues in this manner, highlighting points of interest about the various moons and providing additional background information on how we suspect they were formed, how old they are, etc. All in all it was a pretty entertaining half hour journey, being the moderately curious person that I am, and it was cool to get to take a closer look at the more overlooked celestial bodies of our solar system. Please, check the site out yourself and let me know some of the interesting things you learned about moons!

As a farewell, here is a bonus, super HD gif of a full rotation of Earth’s very own, incredibly lazily-named moon: The Moon.

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