Decennalia

An expanded shot of the blog's banner, a gargoyle of the Chrysler Building overlooking Manhattan

It’s January 30, 2025. A special date for this blog, as it marks the ten year anniversary of its launch. I’m a melancholic sort who often ponders the meaning of life and how short mine is, but as I reflect on the past decade I feel good about the work I’ve done here. Sure, for half of it I didn’t really make any posts, and some days my college years feel so very long ago. But it’s only been ten years since I was a sophomore! That’s not so much time, right? I’m still young… right?

Reading through my blog posts for the first time in a decade or so, I’m struck by how little my writing seems to have changed. Sure, I’ve got more life experience than the already-jaded college student who started this blog, but I feel my outlook on life and sarcastic writing style remains the same. I find myself not cringing at my younger self’s thoughts and opinions, a true luxury these days in a post-social media world. I think I might even have gotten along with past me, something else I imagine few can say. Sure, he could be an insensitive fool at times but that’s true of 2025 Ross as well, so… Can’t fault him too much for that.

But maybe ten years really is a long time. And maybe when something has lived that long, it’s time for a change. This blog has maintained its simple, Art Deco appearance for all of those years, and I feel like it deserves an update if I’m going to continue pouring creative effort into it. And thus, I have begun giving this site a fresh coat of paint, something that I hope will evolve it into an enhanced visual experience and submersion in the 20th century style and feel I want this blog to evoke. You may have also noticed the site has its own domain, no more .wordpress.com! For a year, anyway. Domains + hosting are expensive.

To honor that style I’ve loved for so long, let’s take a short journey through the architectural masterpiece that inspired my young, creative brain to the point where it has become a constant fixture in my mind as much as it is one on the New York City skyline: The Chrysler Building.

Now much has been said about this piece of art, so instead of writing a long history of the architect, the installation, and the broader details of what make it so brilliant (should be obvious), I’m just going to share some interesting facts and cool things I’ve gleaned over the years. The images are almost entirely from an amazing book I’d love a hardcover of – The Chrysler Building: Creating a New York Icon, Day by Day. Lots of cool shots of the building during its construction, which were almost lost to history when the author accidentally stumbled upon them as they were about to be destroyed.

Construction up to the 36th floor – July 12, 1929

Firstly, I’ll share something that came to my knowledge recently. On the 71st floor of the Chrysler Building was a public observation deck which – though closed since 1945, was a marvel of modern design. A gallery called “The Celestial” had breathtaking, one-of-a-kind solar system adornments and a spacefaring vibe that would have absolutely made the feeling of looking across the blossoming Manhattan skyline something truly resplendent.

Gorgeous stuff – if only there were more photographs of this floor. Alas, it was closed in 15 years after opening and destroyed thereafter. Now the room is taken up by some soulless corporation instead of being open to the masses. If we can’t get it back for the people, I’d settle for it being my personal penthouse at the very least.

There was also a gentlemen’s club – more accurately a “millionaire cronies of Walter Chrysler club” that, in contrast to its Art Deco exterior, was decorated with a mishmash of a more traditional look & feel. Texaco, a tenant of the building, requested that a lunch club for executives be added to the building, and thus floors 66 – 68 became a strange amalgamation of medieval, Tudor, and modern styles so it could be more palatable to the traditional old dudes who would frequent it, much to the perturbation of the architect. The Cloud Club was not as short lived as the celestial – stuff for the rich elite always has a longer lease on life – but it did finally close in 1979 due to a lack of executive interest.

Photo from NYPL Collections

You can also view a cool gallery of club images here, as it looked later in its life.

Something that might initially look silly but then become familiar, in our ongoing age of pointless extravagance and performative opulence, is this shot of the architects of several famous high-rises dressing up on stage as their own buildings. Their outfits and headwear wouldn’t be out of place on a runway in Milan in [present year], methinks.

Here you can also see a short video of the men milling about on stage, looking a mixture of amused and confused.

Finally, I would be remiss if I didn’t share an incredible mini-documentary video with you. Narrated by John Malkovich, who is as big a fan of the building as I am, it is a very amusing and educational 10 minute romp. Whoever wrote it – I wouldn’t put it past the writer of some of it being Malkovich himself – has exactly the kind of sharp wit I like. Do yourself a favor and check it out – the video is screwy and repeats itself after the end, so you can close it around 10 minutes in. Enjoy!

Here’s to another decade of this blog. I have found it most entertaining to write, and I’ve learned quite a few things because of it, and we all know how much I love to learn. As I mention in my About pages, Cineri Gloria Sera Venit’s founding principle is to marry useful, interesting knowledge with a witty, entertaining presentation style. And, according to my three readers who all may or may not be related to me, I succeed in that endeavor. So why stop now?

Writer’s Block – An Indescribable Curse

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”                                                            F. Scott Fitzgerald

Well, hello again. That’s right, it’s been a while. I only managed one post since my last promise that I would update this blog regularly. And it was almost two years ago! I can only offer yet more inadequate excuses and apologies. What am I pointing the finger at this time?

Writer’s block.

Go ahead, laugh, but it’s true. During my fairly intense senior year of college I lost almost all motivation to do anything creative. All I had to focus on were useless exams, pointless projects, and the inescapable feeling that my life wasn’t going the way I wanted it to.

Not that I was feeling depressed. More like ambivalent towards life in general. I sank into an apathetic state where the only thing that mattered was getting through one more day with as little effort as possible. I’d been swarmed with so much schoolwork, and real work, that I simply couldn’t put forth the effort to care about anything else. I just went with the flow and told myself I’d do something worthwhile tomorrow, I’d finish the articles in my drafts next week, I’d make the most of my last year of college every day until graduation.

Looking back on it now, I certainly wish I had done those things, but it wasn’t realistic. I simply had too much going on, and while I don’t think the year could have really gone much better, I still feel that unavoidable nagging feeling that I could have continued writing if I’d tried a little harder. Maybe, maybe not. I didn’t feel capable of it at the time.

After graduation I went out into the workforce like so many other fortunate ex-students and became a student of the intimidating real world experience. I have learned a lot over the past year (almost) and I continue to grow in many ways. However, the one thing I always had in the back of my head was “why don’t you get back into writing?” The thing I love enough to be a hobby but don’t hate enough to make a career.

Today, a Saturday morning almost an hour after midnight, I’m taking that first step. I’m recalling the fun times I spent writing in my youth (which I still have, gol’ durnit) and returning to it so I can feel the same peace of mind I had when I wasn’t too busy to sit down for a few hours and hammer out an article about a new cool thing I discovered.

I’ll try to keep it up, something I’ve said a thousand times, but the advantage of having a salaried office job is that I have weekends off, which means a regular, guaranteed amount of free time to focus on the things I love.

So most of my attention will go to the Rose, naturally (love you, sweetie!). But maybe, just maybe, I’ll clear out my drafts folder and write some intriguing new stuff for you all.

Time will tell.

Back Again (Again)

“Some inspirational quote about comebacks”                                                                                                                                Anonymous

Hey, it’s me! Forgotten all about Cineri, hadn’t you? Well, after losing my computer to a deadly crash a couple months ago my blogging was put on a temporary hold. Now that I’m back up and running with a new and improved blogging device I’ll be able to deliver the premium visual content you’ve all been craving so desperately. I’ll see you soon, so don’t go too far!

One Year Down

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.”                                                                                                  Nathaniel Hawthorne

What? It’s been a year since I started this blog already (and a day or two)? Where has the time gone? What happened to all my lavish promises of weekly posts and interesting content? Well, I will admit I have been remiss in my duties and have no excuses to offer. I’ll try to do better this year, alright?

Having said that, I’m really glad I’ve had this writing project to think about for the past 366 days. Thanks to it I’ve learned some really cool stuff, honed my writing skills a teeny bit, and been able to share with all of you some pretty neat facts. I hope you loyal readers (all three of you) have liked it too. I’ve got a few projects in the works, plus I always learn neat stuff during college semesters so maybe that’ll give me some material too. The glories of financial accounting perhaps.

Rest assured, I’ll keep writing, for better or worse. Until next time!

Absentee Blogger

“No matter what you do or where you are, you’re going to be missing out on something.”                                                                                                                                                         Alan Arkin

I know what you’re thinking. “Where have you been, O favorite blogger of mine? Why haven’t you graced your loyal readers with your insipid inspired writing this month?”

Well to tell the truth, it’s because I’m lazy. I know, I’m sorry, but it’s true. I really enjoy writing this blog but sometimes the small amount of interactions with the real world that I have get in the way. Not an excuse, I know, so I pledge to make it up to you all. One post a week, minimum, at least until my Junior semester starts. (Geez, I feel old.) Hopefully I can keep that up during school too, since I get a lot of funny stories and new ideas from there. And the really bad ones. But those I only publish rarely. Right?

So I promise to do my best to get back on track with one of my favorite activities, and to not let my boring job/friends/social life interfere too much. Deal? Deal.

3 Months to End Two Years

“My philosophy is: if you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it.”                                            Paul Walker

I’m making this post for three reasons. One, because I want to increase the number of posts I make a month until I’m doing about two a week, and I want every month of my archives to have at least one more post than the month before it until I reach that goal. Two: because this is the end of the last week of my Sophomore semester of college. and Three: It’s been three months since I started this blog! Anniversary celebration! *cheers*

Time really flies for me. When I started college in the Fall of 2013 I had no idea what to expect. Like so many others, I was nervous but also somewhat excited. It was going to be a new experience for me and I just hoped I wouldn’t die. I was definitely not expecting the speed at which the years would pass by. Man, I feel old just writing about this.

Every semester is far shorter than any of my school periods were in high school. We get a whole month for winter break, while most schools I know of are lucky to get a week. Semesters begin after all other schools do, and we get out earlier too. Plus I only have to go to campus two or three days a week, making it far easier to find time to study and work. It’s really nice, but also fairly scary.

It’s scary because I almost feel like my life is passing me by way too quickly. When I’m waiting for something that I don’t want to happen, it seems like it happens way faster than it should. That’s my take on waiting on the two days I have to go to campus every week. It’s not that I hate going to school, I’d just rather not have to at all. I’m lazy, and getting up at 7 AM on a regular basis doesn’t do it for me. And yes, I’m well aware primary schools have it way worse. Another perk of college. But because of how speedily the days pass,  the semesters are over before I feel like I’ve even done anything of note, and before I know it the next one has started again. And so on, for two years. I hardly feel like I’ve accomplished anything over the past two years. Sure, I’ve learned quite a bit from my classes (some far more than others), but it’s all so rushed I’m not quite satisfied when it’s all over. And I mean to change that.

How, I’m not quite sure, but I’m going to figure it out. I’d like to study abroad if I get the chance, or maybe join some student organizations. Besides finding a good career from all this, I want to have a lot of fun before it’s all over. I want to look back on my college days fondly instead of hardly being able to remember them at all. Finding out how is all part of the fun. And I’m all about having fun.

Here’s to my Junior semesters!

The Death of My Blog

It is with a heavy heart that I announce this. Though my time providing you all with interesting and sometimes bizarre content has been enjoyable to say the least, I’m afraid that this letter I received from my overseers at WordPress.com has put the nail in my coffin. I’ll let you all read the words that I did early this morning, as I rifled through my e-mail inbox for Groupon deals, Viagra offers and spam to delete. Well, it was fun while it lasted!


Wordpress logo

April 1st, 2015

Mr. Houser:

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your actions including but not limited to making boring posts, irritating your readers with lame stock photography, and consistent lack of creative and original thought in every word you type have become unbearable. You are ORDERED TO STOP such activities immediately as they are a gross misuse of the tools we intend to be used by people that are actually good at blogging. We pride ourselves on maintaining a site that can be looked up to by future generations of bloggers and your blog is an atrocious inkblot on our crisp, perfect website.

Again, you must IMMEDIATELY STOP these unwanted activities and delete your site promptly, or else we will do it for you. You also risk incurring some very severe legal consequences if you fail to comply with this demand.

This letter acts as your one and final warning to discontinue this unwanted conduct before we pursue legal actions against you. To ensure compliance with this letter, and to halt any legal action we may take against you, we require you to fill in and sign the attached form and mail it back to us within 10 days of your receipt of this letter. Failure to do so will act as evidence of your infringement upon our right to have good writers and bloggers use our service, and we will hunt you down mercilessly.

Sincerely,

Preston Wordsmythe

Founder and Chief Censor, WordPress


 

The second page of the message was just a form that said “1f y0u 4r3 4 n008 l053r, 51gn h3r3.” Not sure what it meant, perhaps a cryptic final jab at my blog? I really don’t understand all that legalese anyway.

April the First be with you!

The Addictive Nature of Blogging

“If a story is in you, it has to come out.”                                                                                                                                         William Faulkner

Over the past few days my blog has seen a pretty major overhaul! I published a new, large post, added several new pages, updated others, and even put it all into a new theme that I think suits the tone of this website a little better than the last. And let me tell you- it’s been way more fun than it should be. I was practically giggling like a schoolgirl when I was surfing through the hundreds of possible themes I could give this site. Researching that post made me trawl through dozens of obscure facts and fascinating research. It was amazing! The more I write on this blog, the more I enjoy it. It’s gotten to the point where every time I successfully finish a post and publish it, I experience something I can only describe as a writer’s high.

It’s like a burst of adrenaline that makes me want to write even more, and it’s usually what spurs me to make another post right after, like this one. I like to think of them as sidenotes or behind the scenes posts, explaining my ever-changing opinion on blogs and the things I’ve learned about them (they’re under the “news” category if you want them all). It is, of course, murder to have to wait until at least one day after my previous post to publish them- but, like the families of Krakatoa, I don’t want to oversaturate the market with blog posts. Of course I’m not comparing my posts to diamonds, but… the principle is the same.

Writing as I am still under the effect of this high, I think I’m sober enough to say that I’m definitely in love with blogging. At least I’m enjoying my whirlwind romance with it. Hopefully it develops into something that can stand the test of time. In the meantime, I’ll keep posting, and I hope you guys keep reading!